Collection: Funny special occasion toasts and speeches

Funny toasts for every occasion!

“Would you like to say a few words?” Possibly, seven of the most terrifying words you’ll ever hear. You’ve been asked to give an anniversary speech, birthday toast, retirement dinner speech, parent speech at a bar mitzvah or bat mitzvah or some other sort of special occasion toast.

If you want to give a heartfelt and funny speech that will be remembered for all the right reasons, I can help.

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If you’ve already written a first draft that’s meh, I can make it a 10. If you’ve waited til the last minute, book a Video Speech Audit, and get my feedback and fixes within 24 hours.  If you’ve got an hour to spare, book a Live Punch-Up session, and we’ll  jump on a Zoom to go through your speech line by line to smooth out the lumps, cut the filler, sharpen your jokes, and deliver it perfectly. Together, we’ll get your special occasion toast polished, and have more than a few laughs along the way.

Wish you could just click ‘add to cart’ and create a speech? You can! With my “I Write It For You” service, you’ll answer a few questions and I’ll take it from there. It’s a fully collaborative process, which means unlimited revisions, so you end up with an amazing special occasion toast that sounds like YOU.  And best of all, when they love it, you get to take all the credit.

Special occasion toast, celebration speech and tribute speech help from an Emmy-winning tv comedy writer and comedian.

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