An older woman, likely the mother of the bride or mother of the groom, wears a stylish black dress and holds up a glass of champagne, giving a wedding toast or wedding speech.

How to Write A Funny Mother of the Bride or Mother of the Groom Speech

Congratulations, Mom! Whether you're the mother of the bride or the mother of the groom, you only have a few precious minutes to share what makes your child and the couple so special. Here's how to avoid the most common mistakes and how make it unique, heartfelt and authentically funny.

Here are some common speech mistakes:

MISTAKE #1: Don’t write one!

On the big day, have a glass or 6 of champagne and go up there in front of God, Aunt Yetta and the happy couple, and spout out whatever pops into your head. Regale them with at least 35 minutes of half-remembered stories about bodily functions, exes and DUIs.  Don’t forget to mention how much your little guy liked playing with his little guy during bath time.

MISTAKE #2: Buy someone else’s speech from the internet.

Nothing says you care like spending $19.95 and swapping out the names. Except you missed a few, so now your son is wondering why you keep calling her new partner “Nigel.”

MISTAKE #3: Make it long.

Real long. Forget dinner, dancing and the other speeches. Detail every single memory you have about your sweet baby from conception to this very evening. Filibuster that sucker.

TIP #4: Do we have to? I think you get the point.

You don’t need a perfect wedding speech.

And you don’t have to be perfect on the day.

You don’t even have to have your speech memorized.

 Your audience doesn't want perfection. They want preparation.

They want to feel that for those few minutes, they’re in good hands.  

If they don’t feel that, they won’t boo or storm out or pelt you with dinner rolls.

They’ll simply check out.  

Lots of faces looking at you – not listening.  And not laughing.

So how can you keep your audience engaged from beginning to end?

Here are 5 ways to prepare yourself, your speech and the room for the best possible outcome:


Put some time into writing a thoughtful speech. Then practice it, and then practice it some more.  Audiences can smell lazy a mile away.

A great wedding speech is personal and specific.  It has a clear structure, which means a beginning, middle and end. That ain’t wingable.


I always suggest aiming for five minutes.  It’s plenty of time to say everything you want to say, and not so long that people start wondering when it’s going to end, or worse, IF it’s ever going to end.  

 On paper, five minutes is about a page and half, double-spaced.

If you have a lot to say (after you’ve trimmed all the fat,) a strong 8-10 speech can be great. If you don’t have much to say, no need to pad it out with platitude. There’s not a thing wrong with a heartfelt and funny 3 minute speech.


Honesty is always the best policy. But you already know that — you’re a mom!

But what you might not know is that honesty is the secret of authentic humor. And you want your speech to be at least a little funny, right?

So, if public speaking terrifies you, but this is the only person on the planet you’d even attempt to conquer that fear for, open with that and own it.   Your honesty lets the other guests see every shake and voice crack as indisputable proof of the magnitude of your affection for the person you’re speaking about – a person, by the way, whom they also adore.  They want you to succeed and you’ll feel that energy coming back at you.

 If you know you’re going to be a heap of tears, mention it early in your speech. Then, when the waterworks start, you can play the moment as an honestly funny “I told you so,” instead of feeling self-conscious.  (By the way, no matter how tough you are, if you don’t get a lump in your throat at some point in your speech, you may not be human.)


I always ask clients what annoys them about other wedding speeches they’ve seen. The most frequent answer is when a speech is all ‘in jokes.’ 

Make sure every guest can follow every joke and every story. Imagine listening to your speech if you were someone’s plus one or aunt. It’s usually only a matter of a few words of explanation. 

The other day, I had a maid of honor tell me she met the bride ‘in Complicit,’ which I assumed was a typo.  When I clarified, she explained they met freshman year in a comparative literature class that had the world’s least enlightened reading list. Instead of calling it Comp Lit, they nicknamed it Complicit.  With that tiny bit of explanation, we’re all in on the joke.  


People want to hear your speech. If they can’t hear you clearly, they won’t react to what you’re saying.  

No reaction means no laughter and you’ll be distracted wondering why all your jokes are falling flat, and eventually, why you’ve lost the attention of the room. So, make sure people can hear you. 

I have a very sophisticated way to determine if people can hear you. When you get to the mic, loudly ask, “Can everybody hear me?” If they can’t, they’ll tell you, and you can adjust accordingly.

Funny Mother of the Groom Speech Example

This mom gives a short, sweet and funny mother of the groom speech, and proves you don’t have to be a great speaker to give a great speech.

This video has the full speech, along with my thoughts, comments and wedding speech writing tips.


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